Super Patron Endowment Fund Fuck Yeah: An Application
When first hearing about Super Patron Endowment Fund Fuck Yeah, I thought of making this grandiose video. Telling the story about how I would spend $50,000 as a creative person. Setting the foundation of my needs, by trying to explain who I am in 3 minutes or less.
Well, needless to say, the video was never made, and now here we are pitching a life-changing opportunity in an underutilized blog. Hi, i'm Tom... I'm 32 years old, living in upstate New York, and believe it or

Google Says I'm "Not Eligible for Monetization!" (what the heck!)
So, if you follow me at all, you'd know that I was accepted into YouTube's Partner Program ,5 days ago. It has taken about 3 years to reach that point and needless to say, I WAS PUMPED. YouTube said i needed over 4000 watch hours in a 365 day rolling period, and a total of 1000+ subscribers... I was able to hit 4k watch hours about 6 months ago, and there I sat struggling to hit that 1k sub mark. Well, longer story short, i did it and here we are. I instantly applied for Goog